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Poor Rix's Almanac 8-13-05
What Color Is Best For The Bride? Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport WatcherTheres white and then theres white, then there is all kinds of wonderful pastel colors that make beautiful wedding gowns. ..... This game begins with the entrance of referees, people with striped shirts who enforce the rules. Occasionally, someone with striped shirt and long stick may appear, and wander aimlessly. He is a lost golfer, and must be removed. Next come the cheerleaders, who bounce onto the field, often displaying skimpy uniforms and bare midriffs. And those are just the guys. The girls look even better, and may wave their massive pom-poms to excite the crowd. (Well discuss pom-poms another time.) Then comes the team mascot, often a farm animal, or a human dressed like one. Mascot uniforms are sometimes very silly, and not appropriate wearing apparel for, say, a wedding. Next come two teams that wear different colors, plus a helmet to hide their identities from the opponents theyll tackle later. For the next three hours each squad tries to go from one end of the field to the other. Diamond Solitaire Rings - The Ultimate In Engagement Rings Pay attention to the quarterback, who controls the football. Sometimes he throws it to a teammate (a pass). Sometimes he hands it to somebody (a handoff).There are no better rings to seal your engagement than diamond solitaire rings. The ultimate in diamond rings, diamond solitaire rings are the only ring for the woman who wants the best ..... And occasionally he may tiptoe to the sidelines, and give some cheerleader a big, wet kiss. This is called the quarterback sneak. Theres more to tell, Sport Watcher, but I gotta go. On TV, theyre about to show a quarterback sneak instant replay. Poor Rix offers bad answers to good questions. Contact him at rixquinn@charter.net. Save Money On Your Wedding Dress Rix authored the recent writing book "Words That Stick." It's available from http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1580085768/qid/Your wedding is quite possibly the most important day of your life and you've probably been dreaming about it since you were about 12 years old. The dress you ..... For details on his weekly column, call him directly at 817-920-7999. |
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